08/22/25, 1:11 pm - DAPHNE, AL, USA
Assault with a Deli Weapon. In-Bread ICE Agent Hit.
The true Hero, the Italian Meatball Sub…
The ball caliber is critical when choosing the deli weapon. Italian shot comes in gauges.
Dirty Harry carried his foot-long weapon with malice.
Some purveyors have larger size meatballs. The increased size is more likely to cause gastrointestinal distress.
A forensic team secured the deli-weapon assault area. A condiment technician recovered a loaded bun with a magazine. Another techie came over to baguette. The ICE report said it was an Italian meatball sub, so not the Grand Slam expected, DA Jeanine Pirro said attempted hamicide could not be charged.
Subway now offers Heroes for all protestors. The Beast and the Grand Slam Ham are good choices for the mission.
Clearly, the most powerful, replenishable weapon we have against ICE and HLS is the wrapped Subway submarine sandwich. A long, layered warhead-baked manna, filled with meatball shrapnel, then tightly wrapped in tissue. Spongy for that Tom Brady deflated-ball grip, and able to spiral through the air like a football. Multiple lines of supply, shops everywhere.
Be advised. Hitting an agent directly will be considered assault with a deli weapon. To avoid that, loft the sandwiches in a true underhanded submarine toss, keeping your arm low and thus harder to see. Launch high in an arch from behind the 2nd and 3rd ranks of the throngs.
This might be too close to launch. Remember to say “Have something to eat!”
The first ranks should be pathway blockers. They should be fast to block ICE pursuit lanes “accidentally” without being called for a foul. (Do not hit or touch. Make them hit you.) By the tossers standing back behind others, those being “fed submarine sandwiches” will not see the tosses, and a little delay will aid escape.
Think of it as donating food to those that deprive others of their civil rights.
I believe tossing nourishing food to ICE and HLS is not assault, but they will try to make a federal case out of it. Make their day, but give them no visible targets on which to strike back. Tomatoes, the really soft rotten ones. Eggs. What else? Think healthy. Think tossing from way behind your lines, many at once.
Make no mistake my meaning: it is our time. This is the hour. This is the line. The food line.
We have been called to the streets. To the fight. Now.
The moment demands protest. To each it should be unmistakable—urgent and morally unassailable. I speak for our justice, duty, and shared humanity. We act now for those we must protect. Stop by Subway on the way to the protest. Wave the Hero in their face!
I am marshaling with others in the streets until I go down. If you did hear the call, join me there.
My cry for help is “To the streets, People!”
We must protest these outright crooks and pedophiles. Protest until either we go down, or we oust these tyrants.
This impactful sign has but 4 words. It is clear in message and eye catching. The fist leads you to the lede RESIST, and then you are captured.
And at protests, yell like hell, as Jackson Browne sang, til you go down. Yes, take to the streets.
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Heroes!!
This is brilliant!