Musk’s DOGE computer gurus worked at Tesla’s top secret Skunk Works to devise a link accelerating fusion system (LAFS) for tariffs that President Trump could operate by himself at the Resolute Desk. The team’s goal was to provide Trump with unimpeded linkage to tariff flexibility that he could refuse or fuse at will. A lock box with three keys was added for security. LAFS would not be usable by or subject to the whims of any other White House staff.
The system’s design included color-coding that met DOD MANPRINT criteria for fail safe visual acuity, i.e., red denoting an active system. This subsystem took a week of testing before the module could be integrated to the MANPRINT intuitive directional attitude sensor which controlled power engagement and demarcated system direction, i.e., active or inactive status. The innovative design set a new standard for also indicating the financial stress, seen simply by the attitude of the controller, i.e., up for the direction tariffs go and the stress applied.
A key LAFS design criteria was interrupt speed-to-effect (StE). On actual live tests on Mexico and Canada, countries with U.S. borders, the DOGE team was able to demonstrate StE consistently for the President, i.e., StE On-Neutral of 1/4 of a second, StE On-Off Full Reverse of 5/8s of a second.
The speed in which LAFS switched modes was received with extreme fascination and amazement by the President. President Trump completed 2 days of training in the Oval Office on an inactive system before the DOGE team turned the active LAFS over to him. The DOGE team indicated training was impacted by the need to shrink the controls to accommodate smaller hand sizes.
LAFS is now fully active on the Resolute Desk and President Trump said as the DOGE Team left, ”I cannot wait to play with this!”
Trump immediately tried out the newly activated tariff system on Canadian and Mexican steel and aluminum, turning those tariffs both on within seconds by flipping the switch correctly up. Satisfied the tariffs were in effect and the two counties acknowledged with counter tariffs, Trump, turned the tariffs off again 3 hours later on March 11, 2025!
DOGE members at their Skunk Works cheered upon hearing the news of the success of LAFS.
The Road Ahead. Trump already asked our military to shoot our citizens on the streets, “Can we shoot them in the legs?”), but the military refused. Now he plans to arrest protestors. You know how far with this that Trump will go. The next fork in the road, no one knows what will unfold.
Grab a flashlight, we are at a dark fork on this American road.
Not even George Orwell could have dreamed this program possible! YIKES!