Launch a Hero (Updated)

Subway submarines melt ICE.

08/28/25, 9:14 am - DAPHNE, AL, USA

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Assault with a Deli Weapon. In-Bread FBI Agent Hit.

True Hero, the Italian Meatball Submarine

The ball caliber is critical when choosing a deli weapon. Italian shot comes in gauges.

Dirty Harry carried his foot-long deli weapon with malice.

Some purveyors have larger size meatballs. All the way from mini-balls to rifled slugs. The increased size is more likely to cause gastrointestinal distress.

A forensic team secured the deli-weapon assault area. A condiment technician recovered a loaded bun with a magazine, Vogue Italia. Another techie came over to baguette. The ICE report said it was an Italian meatball sub, so not the Grand Slam expected, DA Jeanine Pirro said. She sails further attempted hamicide could not be charged, but she tried 3 times to make the assault a felony; however, the Grand Jury said they don’t like jokes. No bill for an indictment was returned—after 3 tries. That says incompetence.

Subway now offers Heroes for all protestors. The Beast and the Grand Slam Ham were always good choices for the mission.

Clearly, the most powerful, replenishable weapon we have against ICE and HLS is the wrapped Subway hero or submarine sandwich. A long, layered warhead-baked bun, loaded, filled with meatball shrapnel, then tightly wrapped in tissue. Spongy for that Tom Brady deflated-ball grip, and able to spiral through the air like a bullet football. Multiple lines of supply, shops everywhere. What a logistics chain!

With this new notoriety from the Subway vigilante’s effort, Subway has a revised menu featuring two new sandwiches. SUBWAY’s new menu for those heading to a protest and needing a quick, loaded-bun lunch. They presented new entrees to accommodate both overhand and submarine pitchers.

• The Mega-Yacht-Rich-Boy Hero (Overhand Launch)

• The Mayo-Clinic-One-Percenter Submarine (Underhand Launch)

Be Advised. Hitting an agent directly will be considered assault with a deli weapon. To distance itself from possible aiding and abetting charges, Subway advertises that “launch” is meant only towards one’s mouth, and they require a signed statement if you are buying more than 10. The statement says you attest that the sandwiches are for consumption only. Aiding and abetting is to be avoided.

For you personally to avoid charges, rely on better stealth than our vigilante. Loft the sandwiches in a true underhanded submarine toss, keeping your arm low and thus harder to see. If launching overhand, toss in a high arch from well behind the 2nd and 3rd ranks of the throngs. That gives you time to escape around the corner, discard the red hat and dark jacket, then return looking like someone else.

This might be too close to launch. Do ya think? Remember to say “Have something to eat!”

The first ranks should be non tossing pathway blockers. They should be fast to block ICE pursuit lanes “accidentally” without being called for a foul. (Do not hit or touch. Make them hit you.)

By the tossers standing back behind others, those being “fed submarine sandwiches” will not see the tosses, and your high-arch delay will aid escape.

Think of it as donating food to those that deprive others of their civil rights.

I believe tossing nourishing food to ICE and HLS is not assault, but they WILL try to make a federal case out of it. They were just not successful this first, second, and third time. Make their day, but give them no visible targets on which to strike back. Tomatoes, the really soft rotten ones. Eggs died dark. What else? Think healthy. Think tossing from way behind your lines, many at once.

Make no mistake my meaning: it is our time. This is the hour. This is THE line. This is the food line.

We have been called to the streets. To the fight. Feed ICE and the FBI.

The moment demands protest. To each it should be unmistakable—urgent and morally unassailable. I speak for our justice, duty, and shared humanity. We act now for those we must protect. Stop by Subway on the way to the protest. Wave the Hero in the Administration’s face! Then get some cover and launch. I am marshaling with others in the streets until I go down. If you did hear the call, join me there.

My cry for help is “To the streets, People!”

We must protest these outright crooks and pedophiles. Protest until either we go down, or we oust these tyrants.

This impactful sign has but 4 words. It is clear in message and eye catching. The fist leads you to the lede RESIST, and then you are captured. Other signs are here:

https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/protest-sign-sign-everywhere-a-sign

And at protests, yell like hell, as Jackson Browne sang, til you go down. Yes, take to the streets.

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