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Rebecca Brents's avatar

You had WAY too much fun writing this. Don't think I don't know.

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Emma Ray's avatar

and a good job!!

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Anne Lesser's avatar

Food for thought has inspired me to load my 18 wheeler with subs and rotten tomatoes for the Labor Day melee in DC for a triumphant picnic on th National Mall. At least those goons will be "well fed" as we remind them that they've been trained to battle enemies of our country not their countrypeople so what they're doing is a SHONDA...HOWEVER, NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE JOYFUL RESISTANCE!

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Giving out deli weapons can be charged as aiding and abetting. You need a sign that says “Food for protestors’ sustainment.” Take pictures of your sign display. Don’t forget the tagline. “Not to be used for other than consumption.”

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Anne Lesser's avatar

Charged? Hm but not convicted so presumably the movement will attract tons of media for our cause, cuz that's what resistors do!

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Katharine Hill's avatar

Carl, I’m completely overstuffed! This is so clever. What a fabulous ad for Subway and their delicious sandwiches.

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Nancy L. Hoffmann's avatar

"A hero is nothing but a sandwich" . . . who said that?

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